$1,300 · Brand New, Never-Used Peloton Bicycle

Long story short: This was purchased for me - and I don't want it. I appreciated the thought, but at this point in my life, all I want to do is lie around watching hockey games, drinking beer, and thinking about glory days gone by. Peloton bikes are for wonderful people who still care about their health, their future, their fitness, and want to have an all-season option for exercise. That ain't me. So, I'm selling this. Maybe some wonderful person will buy it for themselves, or a loved one, for Christmas. This bike is brand new - I just took it out of the box, and then thought, "Nah". I never even sat on it. I have no idea how to operate it, and no desire to learn. All I want to do is go back to watching hockey and drinking, so I'm offering this mint condition Peloton bike for $270 below the cheapest price I could find for a brand new one. Cash only (our lousy government doesn't deserve a cut of this).