Underachieving metal drummer who is a closet percussionist

Tired of cock rock and have untapped transferrable skills? Hearing loss making you feel well beyond your years? Always thought Santana had a chill back beat? Will be paid to host rehearsal. Bonus emojis if you can play other instruments. Like ke Bass and Keys and horns and stuff. Bonus if your interested in edrum tech stuff. DCFC , The National, Flaming Lips, Zeppelin, Radiohead , Phil Collins, blue man crew (kidding ;) If you like Robot Chicken then I'm sure we'll have some laughs. Message me and I'll link you to some original projects I want to lay down on studio. Or sell your drums ?