$40 · Logitech MX518 Gaming Mouse

Look, I'm going to be honest with you, I bought this to try relive the glory days of being young and gaming with my old original MX518. But I quickly realized that I'm old now, and it'll never be the same. Also I've been spoiled by wireless mice. It's basically brand new as I was only able to use it for 30 minutes before having an existential crisis about my mortality and the fleeting nature of youth. Please come take this looming reminder of my inevitable decline and death. I need it gone ASAP so I can sleep again. I'm so tired. No lowballs please.