$250 · STOLEN, Norco Wolverine, $250 reward, no questions asked.

SOMEONE JUST STOLE MY BIKE. Black Norco Wolverine with aero bars, reflective tape all over it, from right in front of Glad Tidings church, like, about an hour ago. You see it -- or any part of it -- you contact me. It's quite distinctive, hard to miss. In fact it's probably more hassle than it's worth, to a thief, because it stands out in a crowd. Normally it comes in with me, but I didn't want to track muddy wheel-prints into the church, since it rained this morning... Not to thief: no questions asked means NO QUESTIONS ASKED. I just want it back. Thank you.