$50 · Retro Stove + Oven

Want to feel like you're in an episode of "That 70's Show"? Want to impress your friends and incite jealousy in your enemies? Just want to heat some stuff up? Then I've got the household appliance for you. This White-Westinghouse cooker will boil you an egg, grill you a cheese, or butter you a chicken... ALL AT THE SAME TIME. That's right, you can have all three meals of the day in one go and this baby won't even break a sweat. Speaking of breaking a sweat, I'll even help you carry it to your truck for the low low cost of a high five.