FOR-TRADE: My SUV!!

I want to trade my SUV for a Laptop!! I moved to the island 3 years ago. I purchased my fully loaded Black Pontiac Torrent SUV 2 years ago for $4000. I bought it to explore the Island up and down. Unfortunately, life circumstances didn't work out for me. I mainly drive it around town and took it to Vancouver a couple of times. I love it. My life took a turn for the worse and I am currently on Employment Insurance. My vehicle was impounded a few days ago for unpaid tickets. I have to wait 1 week until I can get it out. I can not afford the insurance, impound fees or even gas so I have to get rid of it:( It passed inspection when I purchased it privately. I got into an accident last year, damage to the passenger side panel and wheel. I had all the mechanical stuff repaired however the cosmetic things like the replacement panel need to be painted but it is still black. It drives great and looks good. Everyone always says why a sweet ride it is when they see it and drive in it. I love it!!! So this is sad for me. I am trying to start my own business through a WorkBC program and require a really good laptop. I am a website designer and need a better laptop to accommodate my business needs. So here's the deal, if you have a really decent, newish, ultra thin 15" or more, preferably with solid state technology and want to trade, let's do this. Contact me ASAP to discuss further if interested. Vehicle has 260k, AWD, brand new battery,maintained oil changes, windshield is great, drives great, fully loaded, tinted windows, sunroof, power everything, A/C, great sound system & speakers, black leather like interior. It has cosmetic issues like rust spots that I don't really notice. Check it out for yourself if you have a laptop for me! Has an awesome 6 disc CD player I use for retro stuff hahaha. It also has a FM transmitter to use Bluetooth for my IPhone or any phone playing music, GPS, hands free calls etc. I still have to get it out of Always Towing but let's talk.