$30 · Broken Leg Starter Pack

Have you broken your leg, or ankle, ruptured an achilles tendon, basically really f*cked yourself up? Well, I've got the kit for you! Right foot air cast and crutches for only $30! This set has seen me through a ruptured achilles, and broken tibia and fibula, all on the same leg in TWO separate incidents. And look at me now working at my standing desk! Come on down and see me at Bill's Broken Bone Bandage Shack. As a bonus, I'll throw in a full-leg brace.