$700 · Are you van enough for this van?

I have decided to sell my Caravan. I am likely the 153rd owner of this vehicle but am definitely in the top 37 of the coolest owners. It has a tape deck and surprisingly I am not charging extra for that. As a matter of fact, if you take advantage of this offer in the next 29 minutes, I will throw in a selection of 20 cassette tapes at no further cost (just pay the shipping and handling). The van is being sold on an as is where is basis and I will not be held responsible for any damages or losses experienced as a result thereof including, but not limited to, the break up of your marriage given the babemagnetism associated with this vehicle.