WANTED: ISO a comedy coach!!!!

Hi I am having a mid life crisis and want to change carriers into Stand-up comedy! I need a mentor in the industry...someone to guide me and let me bounce my jokes on. Think of it as charity work, it's good for the soul. I can trade my services... please email me if you have free time to spare 👍 ps I'm not cray.....please no crazies, psychos, rapists, sexists,ageists, or bullies